Acquisitions, Incorporated: The "C" Team's Better Advice Panel

Have you ever wanted to seek dating advice from a Dragonborn Narcissist for some reason? Do you hunger for dark knowledge about, I don’t know, good local restaurants? How about the best way to preserve jars of eyeballs? Are you worried that the spark between you and your houseplant is gone? Well, have no fear, because The "C" Team is embarking upon their most obligatory quest yet! Answering your personal questions, live and in character!